"Oh, a lovely morning in this... strangely pastel world! Nothing can possibly ruin my day! No, sir! I shall enjoy a nice cup of tea and enjoy this weather with absolutely no reprecussions whatsoeve--"


"MOTHER OF VISHNU WITH A PONY!"


"Hello, is this the clothing department?"


"WHY IS THERE A GIANT CATFISH HERE?!"


"Wait! I know! I'll use my kung fu on it! That usually works on giant enemy catfishes! Yessiree! Nothing can possibbly go wrong with this pl--"


"OH GOD WHY"


"Please don't kill me, Mr. giant enemy catfish!"


"Wait, is it getting bigger?!"


"OH, GOD, IT IS!"


"ACK! IT'S REACHING CRITICAL MASS!"


"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"